Of Sequels and Disasters

WTH!! They gonna make Matrix 4 & 5 Now!! (in 3D, yeah wow… Now thats something I totally didnt expect)

They say the plot is gonna be something like this : Star Wars, Star Trek, LotR and HHGTTG worlds are all instances of the matrix, like dimensions. A hero from each dimension will come wearing a different colored costume, and together will form The Matrix Rangers.

Neo will be the one in Black Spandex, Anakin  Skywalker in Blue, Captain Kirk in Pink, Frodo in Yellow and Arthur Dent in Red. They will all join forces and kick the Deus Ex Machina’s metallic ass.

But wait! That’s not the end of it all, you cant make a sequel without leaving hopes for another one. They will find out that the Matrix true purpose is not energy generation, but to discover the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.


In the end, we all die of boredom…. Finito!

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